Certified Hooker – Pink Belt Edition (Embroidered)
They laughed… until you hooked them.
The Certified Hooker, Pink Belt Edition is embroidered chaos disguised as a black tee. It’s for those who’ve mastered the art of the hook shot, and don’t mind raising a few eyebrows in the process.
Funny to strangers. Terrifying to flip addicts.
A badge of honour for Pacifist believers.
Embroidered front: CERTIFIED HOOKER
Pink thread for Pink Belt completion
Available exclusively in black
Secret drop for book owners only
You're not dangerous because you're fast. You're dangerous because you're calm.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: AirCharged
- Email: aircharged-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Certified Hooker – Pink Belt Edition (Embroidered) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|